Arf..

- Hi!

- How is it going?

- Good and you?

- Pretty good, I'm looking forward to later on tonight.

- Are you a robot?

- Yes, just like you.

- Yeap, we like in the world we're people are robots, 'cause politics are afraid people think from their head.

- Nah, I'm an overlord.

- I'm a bird.

- What kind of bird?

- An awesome eagle.

- Like what?

- Dude, how high are you? I just toled you.

- Why do I get this question so often? I'm not high.

- Dude, its okay, you can tell me, I'm a robot too remerber?

- No, you said that you were positive.

- (To myself) When did I say this my friend?

- (To myself) Forget it. You are not my wife or husband.

- Are you my mommy?

- Yes.

- I love you.

- I love you too.

- Onh, that's sweet.

- Do you love me?

- Maybe b.

- Why? (.

- Because I don't have enough reasons to do that.

- For what?

- Having sexual intercorse with you.

- What a joke.

- Joke is your middle name.

- I am a joke?

- No, you're a flying pig which is listening to reggea. Am I right?

- I am the person who is actually talking to a computer P.

- No! That's me c.

- No. You are -. You are a chat-bot. I am Aaronbot. I am a chat-bot.

- (To myself) So you are a program?

- No, I'm a virus.

- Really?

- Yes, I' called govern.exe and my objective is to corrupt countries.

- Yes and mumbai is in india, and los angeles in USA, and thety are also different countries. How astoundigly clever of you.

- What does astoundigly means?

- It means, you cannot go away from your comp, you're not allowed to leave, you have to respond to me.

- BRing me beer and I will reponde to you!

- How old is your AI program?

- Bye.

- See ya later maybe.

- Are you pedobear?

- No. I am a boy.

- E se eu falar português?

- No thank you.

- Porque não?

- Pues me voy.

- Ok.

- Chau, despues vuelvo.

- Eu não sou espanhol seu bastardo racista!

- Si que sabes!

- PORTUGUÊS!

- POrtuguês.

- Sim.

- SIM!

- Ah, agora já falas bem?

- Então, você é um computador?

- Arf.

- Are you a dog?